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Ragn-Sells kattis kogu Mandri-Eesti ohtlike jäätmete vaheladudega

Eesti juhtiv jäätmekäitlusettevõte Ragn-Sells AS avas Pärnumaal ohtlike jäätmete käitlemise vahelao, mis on Eestis arvult üheksas. Nüüdsest saab Ragn-Sells ohtlikke jäätmeid klientidelt vastu võtta, ladustada ja käidelda üle terve Mandri-Eesti. /—/

Nädalavahetus on möödunud mõttetu surfimise tähe all, mis on iseenesest mind viinud kick-ass meelelahutus-saitideni. Nagu näiteks cracked.com oma erinevate edetabelitega. Üks fragment kontsentreerub Dr. Dre ja Snoop’i persekukkunud sõnaseadmisele:

Lyrics: “Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick’s gots to fit / With my nuts on ya tonsils”

Dr. Dre followed by Snoop Dogg, “Fuck Wit’ Dre Day”

Here, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg decide the best way to voice their displeasure with Eazy-E is to rap about sexually assaulting him. In fact, the song contains countless lines that would be at home at a prison rape orgy (we’ve been to many of these), including “It’s time for the doctor to check your ass,” “Play with my bone, would ya Timmy?” “I’m hollering 187 with my dick in your mouth,” “Luke’s bending over, so Luke’s getting fucked,” and, of course, “Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick.” That’s not even mentioning the above one-two punch of outrage. First, Dr. Dre claims that his dick can fit between Eazy-E’s two front teeth, which is both the least impressive brag about dick size in rap history and proof that Dr. Dre has no idea how fellatio is performed. Next, Snoop drops in to serve notice that his nuts are in fact on Eazy’s tonsils, which would give Snoop the longest scrotum in recorded history. We’re not 100 percent sure why that’s supposed to be impressive.

Grrrreat!!!

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